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I like nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
Dr. Seuss
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect.
Mark Twain
I have a dream, that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. I have a dream today!
Martin Luther King, Jr
In no sense do I advocate evading or defying the law ... That would lead to anarchy. An individual who breaks a law that his conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for law.
Martin Luther King, Jr

A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling

by Mark Twain

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all. Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli. Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

Mark Twain

 
 
 
In wilderness is the preservation of the world.
Henery David Thoreau
Every walk to the woods is a religious rite, every bath in the steam is a saving ordinance.
John Burroughs
A school isn't just a building; it; it's a bank in which we deposit our children and withdraw our future.
Bob Rafferty
For every person wishing to teach, there are thirty not wanting to be taught.
W. Sellar & R. Yeatman
The best way to get rid of an enemy is to turn him into a friend.
Anonymous
Seize the time, Meribor. Live now; make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again
Picard (The Inner Light)
If there's nothing wrong with me... maybe there's something wrong with the universe!
Dr. Crusher (Remember Me)
Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well.
Philip Dormer Stanhope, Earl of Chesterfield
Resolved: never to do anything which I should be afraid to do if it were the last hour of my life.
Jonathan Edwards
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Attributed to Voltaire
Absurdity, n.:

A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.

Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Mark Twain
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.
Mark Twain
It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.
Mark Twain
Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
Mark Twain
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.
A. Lincoln
... if forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with

the Captain, so you can keep an eye on him and nudge him if he falls

asleep or point out any mountains looming up ahead ...

Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
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